The Liberal School of Economics (update)
Responding to the critical report from the prestigious university; the directors of the school decided to hire three outside consultants to offer their advice and directions.
The outrageous salary and benefits were again financed using tax payer’s money.
The major stipulation of their employment was that they were 100% French speaking with a mere spattering of a few English words.
The graduating students were all enrolled in very basic courses of debt management and debt reduction.
Two of the consultants hastily resigned in frustration for no matter how hard they tried the students could not understand the concept of reducing debt not increasing it.
The third consultant finally resigned over the student’s inability to grasp a Basic English sentence. The sentence read, “Welcome to the course.”
In desperation the directors phoned Trudeau. He was in whiplash therapy; he had overused his copying of Obama’s speech technique of looking left and right throughout each speech.
A phone call to Chretien appeased them. He said, “Don’t worry how dumb the students are. They cannot be any dumber than the voters — after all they keep putting us in power!”
