Overworking the Grim Reaper.
After drinking a couple of glasses of wine I thought I saw the Grim Reaper flying by in the distance.
Gingerly I shouted, “Are you coming for me? “
The Reaper replied, “Not yet. I have to collect the souls of the sinners first, and as you are aware there are many, many, many more sinners now than in past years.
I could hear the loud noise of the lamentations that were following the Reaper.
I asked, “Are those the cries of remorse and sorrow for all the sins they have committed?”
The reaper shook his head and replied, “No, they are full of regrets that they didn’t sin more.”
