A New Evolution Theory
I have this conversation ender.
When I mention that it is obvious that certain birds can count numbers; people get a little uncomfortable and make some flimsy excuse to leave.
During these conversations I noticed that certain people looked like gorillas, others looked like horses, others even looked like giraffes.
As I looked closer I noticed a very remarkable resemblance in a majority of people to birds.
Just check the next time you are in a crowd how many of them do indeed have a striking resemblance to certain birds.
From these observations it would seem that although some could have evolved from apes (the general theory) some could also have evolved from birds.
(Incidentally, certain birds can actually count.)
